Tom Brady Shits His Pants On South Park

A lot of people are trying to figure out the reason for Tom Brady’s shitty play this year. Maybe its because Welker is gone. Maybe its because Gronk missed 6 weeks. Maybe age has caught up with TB12.

But I think the most logical explanation is taking an absurd amount of laxatives and every time he takes the field he has an enormous dump of shit in his pants. Hard to play up to up to your Hall of Fame reputation when you’ve got about 10 to 12 Courics weighing you down. All makes sense now.