Christian Ponder And Sam Steele As Squints And Wendy Peffercorn For Halloween

The Couple Costume is always hard to pull off. 99% of the time if you get roped into this, your girl picks the costume idea and it sucks and you’re basically a tool all through the Halloween season. Example number 1:

Now don’t get me wrong, if a Victoria’s Secret model told me we were doing a Wizard of Oz couples costume, I’d do it in a heartbeat too. I would dress as Dorothy if she wanted that. But at the end of the day running around as the Lion and Dorothy ain’t an ideal Halloween.

But Christian Ponder and Sam Steele as Squints and Wendy? Thats a couples costume that falls under the 1%. All you gotta do as a guy is throw on a pair of glasses, a baseball cap, a three quarter length baseball T, and go to the party with your smokestack wife dressed as one of the sexiest characters in movie history. Its funny, its easy, and later that night you get to fulfill every dude’s dream of fucking Wendy Peffercorn. Well played, Christian Ponder. Impossible to say that about your play on Sundays this year, but Halloween was well played.