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Chris Christie In Trouble With PETA For Squashing A Spider – Well, now we know Gov. Chris Christie isn’t Spider Man. That’s right, the wildly popular Republican impressed a group of school children on Friday by killing a spider crawling through his office. He was awfully proud of his effort. “Earlier today I saved a few school children from a spider #nobigdeal #toughdayattheoffice,” Christie tweeted later in the afternoon, providing a link to a YouTube video of the governor-versus-spider showdown. In the video, Christie scans a desk looking for the arthropod, leaning in on both hands to get a better look. Where is he?” the governor asked. “There he is.” Smack! The kids laugh and then applaud. Christie steps back, looks at the camera and grins. But not everyone was amused. People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals, known as PETA, released a statement to Talking Points Memo. “He probably did it without thinking,” said the group’s president, Ingrid Newkirk. “Some people put the spider outside, but spiders are often scary to people, and that can prevent them from pondering their worth.”

PETA! Ha! You think Chris Christie is gonna be persuaded by fucking PETA? The biggest joke of an organization on the planet? PETA is like the Jets of activist groups. Always just doing whatever they can to grab headlines and make news while never actually achieving their goal. You think Chris Christie gives a fuck what they have to say? For sure not. Guy doesn’t even care what his own political party has to say. What makes you think he cares about what a bunch of furry loving hippies think? There’s only one thing that Chris Christie cares about and thats the people of New Jersey. Whether he’s helping rebuild after Sandy or protecting school children from spiders. Also he cares about donuts. So 2 things.

As a sidenote, how fucking stupid is PETA? Learn how to pick your battles, assholes. You wanna protect cute abused puppies? Go ahead. Thats a cause everyone will get behind. Don’t use fucking spiders as your poster child for ethical animal treatment. You ever seen Arachnophobia? Fuckin spiders are the spawn of Satan. Nobody thinks of spiders or snakes as animals. They shouldn’t even fall under PETAs jurisdiction.