I Think Today Warrants A Mid-Day Emergency Smoke

Today sucked. News outlets got our hopes up that an arrest was made. Turns out everyone was wrong and now we got egg on our faces. I’m down on myself for even posting a blog about it and buying into the bullshit news reports. Just one of those things you want to be true so badly that you let your guard down. Then there was reports that hospitals are being evacuated in Boston. The Federal courthouse too. SWAT team going in. Turned out to just be a guy who locked his keys in his car and someone saw gas cans in the back seat.

I don’t know man. Everything just fucking sucks right now. Its just hysteria out there. I’m no real journalist or real reporter. Although its days like this where I don’t even know the difference between reputable outlets and Barstool anymore. But bottom line is there’s only so much I can do as a smut peddler. I don’t have answers. I don’t have information. All I got is fucking smokes. Luckily I’ve got a lot of them. So a little mid-afternoon pick me up to make up for the shitty state of things today in real life and on the internet: Oksana. (If you were down with Barstool New York from the very beginning, you know who she is. top 5 of all time)

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