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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Former Mayor Who Was Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window While Driving 90 MPH?

Huff Po – Hearings have begun for the former Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate. William Blakely, 30, was arrested in February after another driver claimed he had “fondled himself” and tried to get her to lift up her shirt while he was driving next to her, the Bristol Herald Courier reported. The woman also noted that the man was “looking directly at her and smiling as he drove,” according to a police report obtained by the Times News. The woman did not know Blakely previously, but identified him from a photo lineup, according to the report. Blakely had previously been an alderman and vice mayor for the town of Mount Carmel. The man’s preliminary hearing took place Thursday, when three different women testified against him, WJHL reported. “He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” witness Deborah Sturgill told the court. “At over 90 mph, he had his penis out [the window].

Is this dude the most talented masturbator on the face of the planet? I mean talk about multi tasking. Dude is speeding 90 MPH, jerking off with his dick out the window, all while making eye contact with chicks trying to get them to take their shirts off. If I’m doing any of those single things – driving fast, masturbating, or trying to get a girl naked – it usually takes all my focus and concentration. But here’s Billy Blakely, somehow doing all three like some sort of circus performer. Hey Bill why don’t you juggle some bowling pins or something while you’re at it? I mean I don’t even understand how you can get your dick out the window while driving 90 unless you’re like a professional stunt driver.

I guess thats what a career as a former alderman and Vice Mayor teaches you. Multi-tasking at its finest, which a sex offender twist. Politics in a nutshell.