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Weekend Wake Up: "The Bad Touch" By Bloodhound Gang

Talk about a musical group that was ahead of their time, Bloodhound Gang put out some absolute bangers in the late 90s and early 2000s. Flipping through the radio while sitting in the front seat and trying to put on this song didn't really go well once your parents heard the lyrics. We had to settle for the minute clip they'd show of the video on TRL, but holy shit was that minute the funniest thing you've ever seen. Being in 5th grade and trying to figure out what these lyrics meant was the ultimate puzzle. "Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" was by far the funniest thing I had ever heard. These guys were the king of the super clever lines that made you think. If they would have come out 10 years later they'd have been even more big than they were. Couple in the fact that their album was called "Hooray For Boobies" made it impossible for any kid to ask their parents to buy them the cd with the song that talked about doing it like they do on the discovery channel. Absolute classic song.