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Undercover Cop Let This Hooker Blow Him A Bit To Establish Probable Cause

The Smoking GunAccording to a criminal complaint, Diana Gross, 26, placed an ad on Backpage.com offering her services as an escort. As detailed by Detective Ronald DePellegrin of the Homestead Police Department, he called the number and arranged a $145 half-hour session with Gross, who uses the alias “Beckie Dymon.” DePellegrin added that, at Gross’s request, he purchased baby wipes and condoms before meeting her at an apartment in Homestead, a borough outside Pittsburgh. After entering a bedroom, the 48-year-old DePellegrin reported, “Beckie asked me if I was a cop. I told her no and asked her if she was one. She told me no.” DePellegrin added that “Beckie” then removed her shirt, exposing her breasts, and “instructed me to touch her.” She then “asked me if she could grab me. At this she grabbed my groin,” noted DePellegrin, who subsequently watched as “Becky” got “totally undressed.” After being directed to do the same, DePellegrin “disrobed” as “Beckie took a condom and placed it on me.” By this point, critics might argue, DePellegrin had clearly established probable cause that Gross was engaged in prostitution and other illegal acts. The late-afternoon encounter, however, continued. “Beckie started to perform oral sex on me when I said oh shit the cops are coming,” DePellegrin stated. “Beckie stopped performing the act and looked out the window.” With a break in the action, DePellegrin removed the condom, quickly dressed, and announced that he was a Homestead detective (and that “Beckie” was under arrest). Gross’s lawyer called DePellegrin’s actions “outrageous,” adding that a civil rights lawsuit against police is a possibility.

Wait wait wait. Movies are full of shit? If I ask a cop if he’s a cop, he can legally lie and say no? Fuck. Glad I’m not a whore/drug dealer/online pedophile.

Anyway, I just have one question.

He better have been. If you’re undercover a la Donnie Brasco in the belly of the junkie whore beast, you gotta act the part. Be the rock-hard creepo blasting this pig in the mouth. That’s the professional way to handle this. Sometimes you’re painted into a corner and forced to compromise your morals. You think Donnie wanted to stomp the shit out of that Japanese waiter who was making him take his shoes off? Nope – but he sold the shit out of it. That’s the sign of a committed cop. So if Detective DePellegrin unexpectedly found himself in front of his mark with a baby-wiped asshole & a rubber on, his only option was to fuck her face. And mean it. Avoiding a blow job or cramming a limp dick down her throat is the easiest way to blow your cover & jeopardize the case. Anyone who knows anything knows that.

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