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My Man Rocking The 'Noodle Copter 9000' Will Not Be Bothered With Coronavirus Or Any Other Humans While He's Social Distancing

We're all doing our very best to stay indoors as much as possible during the quarantine. At some point though, we all need to go out to whatever essential business it is and stock up on supplies. We've got masks and gloves ready to rock at the Hubbs household for when we do have to venture to the local Wegman's, but there's only so much you can do to protect yourself. What we have yet to acquire is the "Noodle Copter 9000." From what I was told through the grapevines it was still under development over at the Denver Airport basement. It appears I was lied to and got skipped over in the pre-sale. 

Son of a bitch. There is no way on Earth you can get coronavirus rocking this technology. I dare you to come within six feet of this machine in the middle of Lowe's. You want to battle him for the last piece of lumber? Tough luck. Go try Home Depot. 

Once this man teams up with Scuba Steve and the dude from Italy below we're going to have ourselves the real life Avengers to take on this pandemic. Together they will guide us towards the light at the end of the tunnel. 

P.S. There's a real chance that guy with the pool noodles has no idea coronavirus is happening and just thought this was a normal Friday letting loose. Some people start drinking early once they start sniffing the weekend. Some don't even know what day it is to begin with. All options are on the table for him, but I respect the move.