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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Heroic Guinea Pig Named Randy Who Snuck Into the Girl's Only Guinea Pig Pen And Knocked Up 100 Of Them?

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ITV – Staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire couldn’t understand why they suddenly had 100 pregnant guinea pigs on their hands – until they released one of the male rodents had managed to escape his enclosure and infiltrate the female-only enclosure. They noticed that the exhausted father-to-be, now nicknamed Randy, had lost a little weight, but did not realise why until they discovered he was actually a male rodent being kept busy in the wrong pen. The animal park, which already has 300 male and female guinea pigs, is now readying itself for a population boom in the next few weeks. Manager Richard Craddock said: “One of our male guinea pigs managed to find his way into the female enclosure and had a very good time by the looks of it. “We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females. “We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom. “We don’t know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population. “Staff did comment he looked a little thinner than before. He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he’s got a lot of bragging to do.” Staff are now looking to build an extension to the guinea pig farm to accommodate Randy’s huge brood.

 
Randy, you dog!! What a hero. A legend of the guinea pigs. Future guinea pigs will build statues of him. Young guinea pigs will read about him in their text books. An absolute cocksmith. This dude knocked up 100 slutty ass guinea pigs. Who knew guinea pigs were such sluts by the way? It was the wild wild west in there for my dude Randy. Fucked so much that he noticeably lost weight. I love that he didn’t give a fuck that they separated the guys and the girls, he was going to fuck some sweet guinea pig poon regardless. Like sleepaway camp he snuck out when nobody was watching and met some sluts down by the canoes to get a sweet OTPHJ and boob grabbin action, except I guess guinea pigs skip that whole thing and just go straight to pound town. So much respect for Randy. I’m more proud of him than I’ve ever been proud of a person. Antonio Cromartie has nothing on Randy. Absolute beast mode.