I give Portnoy as much shit as the next guy. Probably more, if we’re being honest. But we’re all lying if we say he didn’t crush Media Day yesterday. In honor of that, I think everyone has a responsibility to buy a shirt. I know hawking shirts is usually his gig but since he’s off defending the Pats against the national media I feel like I have to be the next man up and sell some threads. Buy a shirt, please. (he never says please but I’m polite)
PS – As awesome as that video was, Johnny Weir calling them “football britches” might have stolen the show.