Pantry Bare? May I Interest You In A Little Gourmet Squirrel? ENJOY!

As most of you know, I love the woods. I spend so much time on youtube and Instagram looking at the woods. I don't actually go in the woods much anymore but I still fancy myself a passionate outdoorsman. 

Over the past couple of weeks, I've noticed folks complaining or lamenting the fact that fresh meat was scarce in their grocery store. Buddy, if that's the case. Just go to the big grocery store in the sky! TREES! There are birds and all kinds of shit in trees you can eat. Apples, pears, peaches, squirrels, birds, acorns, pecans, and even cherries come from a tree. In fact, so does syrup. All you have to do is shoot a squirrel with a pellet gun and the next thing you know, you got a stew brewing. Incredible. (carrots and potatoes for said stew do not grow on trees, nor does money for that matter. or trucks. I wish that were the case though.)