DeflateGate Is Officially Over: The "Video Evidence" The NFL Had Is A Ball Boy Taking A Piss

(PFT) — On Monday, Jay Glazer of FOX Sports added the next new big piece of news in #DeflateGate, reporting that the NFL has interviewed a locker room attendant who allegedly took footballs from the officials’ locker room after they had been inspected and approved “to another area on way to field” before the start of the game. PFT can now contribute additional details to that story. First, per a league source, the other “area on way to field” is a bathroom.  The bathroom consists of one toilet and one sink and a door that locks from the inside. Second, according to the same source, the person carried two bags of balls into the bathroom:  the 12 balls to be used by the Patriots and the 12 balls to be used by the Colts. Third, from the same source, the evidence comes from a surveillance video that was discovered by the Patriots and given to the NFL early in the investigation. Fourth, again from the same source, the video shows the employee in the bathroom for approximately 90 seconds.

HAHAHHAHAHA! This is what they had? The “unauthorized area” was the fucking bathroom? I was half-kidding when I said that yesterday because I thought there was no way the NFL would be dumb enough to make a mountain out of that kind of mole hill. Frankly this is getting pretty embarrassing for the shield. Everyday the Patriots are coming out and both defiantly and definitively shooting down the allegations. Then, the NFL fires back with vague “leaks” such as a ball boy took a piss. Get the fuck out of my face, Goodell. You’ve been embarrassed. Your jig is up. Honestly I’m shocked that Kraft didn’t tonight’s beatdown with “Oh, and by the way, Roger, you’re fired!” because only the people on this side of the table have a shred of credibility left. 90 fucking seconds in the bathroom and you let the media feast for a day on “went to an unauthorized area.” You know how long it would take to get 12 balls out of a ball bag, deflate exactly 2 PSI, measure, then replace them? A lot longer than 90 seconds. Know how long it takes to set a bag down, take a piss then check yourself out in the mirror? Like 90 seconds. But the league just let a whole media cycle go by with all those damning words to try and take the attention off their own incompetence. Disgusting.

Now apologize!