Seahawks Fan Is Really Going To Regret Painting His Whole House/Lawn Seahawks Colors Come Monday Morning

Poor fucking guy. Kind of reminds me of a girl getting ready for prom. Goes to great lengths to buy this pretty dress and shows it off to all her friends. Uploads it online so everyone can see it and tell her how it’s going to be the best night of her life. But then prom rolls around and she’s drunk, puking in the bathroom and crying about how she caught her date ruined the night by kissing Tammy. It was all for naught and all her preparation has been ruined. You can paint your house and show it off to every news station you want, but come Monday morning repainting your house is just going to be another memory you wish you could erase.