Dog In Slow Motion On Ice Sums Up The Next Few Days In Boston

2 feet of snow? 3 feet of snow? Who is counting? This dog is a metaphor for life around here the next couple days. Damn I wish I was somewhere warm. Somewhere where the Superbowl was being played. Somewhere with a pool in my backyard. Had a house sponsored by Draftkings. Man it’s gonna suck around here.