Lil Nas X could never. Y'all can keep your "Old Town Road" and its 17 subsequent remixes with four additional bars by a new artist, but I'm riding with @wholelottamiles and "What In Tarnation" in 2020.
I know it's cool to say you hate TikTok and anything else that the kids are doing these days, but this is the future. This is the hottest song dropped this year and I guarantee you within two weeks, it will be on Spotify and Apple Music at the top of the charts.
Came through, brass buckle on my britches
Only care about my Mary Anne, you bitches
When that buckshot hit my ass, she gave me stitches
Ain't miss a stich
What in tarnation, Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shakin'
Texas for vacation
Keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
You can't look me in the eye and tell me at the very least that won't be stuck in your head for the rest of the day. I've heard this thing three times and already know every word. I need this full version released ASAP.
And this guy just made this in an hour sitting at his computer. We need this man signed to a record label because he's far more talented than most of the country and rap artists we've got right now.