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Hannah Ann Comparing Pilot Pete's Dick To Cauliflower Is Some Of The Meanest Shit I've Ever Heard

E! News- Hannah Ann Sluss appeared on Wednesday's episode of Off the Vine With Kaitlyn Bristowe and shared what she really thinks of Peter Weber's "manhood." When asked to compare it to a vegetable, the model from Tennessee picked cauliflower "because it has no taste." "Cauliflower needs a lot of flavor. It's just bland," she said. "There's no taste." Kaitlyn Bristowe said she was "thinking, like, more of a limp asparagus." "Yes, but asparagus is good though," Sluss told The Bachelorette alumna. "Cauliflower is just bland." As fans will recall, Sluss met Weber on season 24 of The Bachelor. They ended the season with an engagement but called it off after Weber admitted he couldn't give her his whole heart. Sluss claimed Weber downplayed his feelings for fellow finalist Madison Prewett and that he wanted to find "closure" with Hannah Brown, whom he pursued on season 15 of The Bachelorette.

Well god DAMN. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned in front of millions on The Bachelor. Hannah Ann is clearly still VERY pissed off about the way Pete handled their relationship and is ready to put him 6 feet underground to remind people how angry she is. She went for the jugular and compared his dick to the least impressive vegetable there is, cauliflower. Fucking brutal man. I will say, I don't totally know what Hannah Ann means by that. Like, is she talking about the taste of his dick? His dick tastes like cauliflower? Or his performance in the bedroom is bland like cauliflower? Or both? At the end of the day it doesn't really matter because what I do know is that a guy never wants to get his dick compared to CAULIFLOWER. In way, shape or form is that ever a compliment. Mercy. Sweet little Hannah Ann got the opportunity to bury Pilot Pete and she grabbed a shovel and started digging.

By the way this is a lesson to all the men out there, DO NOT propose to a woman unless you absolutely positively 1000% plan on marrying that woman. Don't you dare take away her first proposal and then break it off a few weeks later because she has the ability to compare your dick to a super unappealing vegetable and then it's all over for you. That comparison is gonna live with Pilot Pete for the rest of his days.

Also, how about Kaitlyn offering up, "more of a limp asparagus" as if Pilot Pete wasn't murdered enough already? Ruthless.

Hannah Ann and Kaitlyn discussing Pete's dick