Kentucky Murders Tennessee Hoops Then Steals Their Cheerleaders

Jesus, they weren’t joking about Kentucky being the team of the century.  They don’t just win every game.  They win every game, attempt to murder your cheerleaders while they’re doing it, then when they survive, they steal them and make them their girlfriends.  Savage. Poor Cheerleader Kristen never stood a chance.    I know the definition doesn’t fit exactly but I’m pretty sure this is as close to prima nocta as you can get in the 21st century.

PS – That male cheerleader isn’t getting nearly enough credit for that ass reveal move.  And people think these dudes are all gay?