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Jamies Winston Has A Beautiful Mind And Says "Kudos To Me" That Tom Brady Took His Job

Man, what I wouldn't give for a minute inside Jameis Winston's mind. This isn't a new thing, I've always thought this. From the moment he stepped on campus in Tallahassee it's been a constant string of, "Hey dude, what made you think that was the thing you should say or do right there?" From jumping on tables in the Union and screaming "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY" (already a very played out meme at the time and that was if you weren't facing sexual assault allegations) to stealing CRAB LEGS (stealing was a wild move, stealing crab legs was completely bizarre for a college kid) to most of the passes he's thrown in the NFL, Jameis could always be confused for a 6'4" 227 pound drunk baby.

As you can imagine, that continued with his Fox News appearance this morning, as it does every time he opens his mouth. First, Jameis explained that he just got married in a pool? Which is definitely a drunk child move. Then said it was ok to be that close because chlorine kills coronavirus? I mean, that may absolutely be true, I'm not smart enough to debate him there, but it just feels like something would say before following it up with, "and I didn't pee in it either because the pool had that very real chemical that turns your piss purple."

But the coup de grace was Jameis saying that Tom Brady stealing his job somehow earned him kudos. "For you to get replaced by Tom Brady in a city that you love so much, I guess that's kudos to me." I love it, Jameis! Brilliant! I'm stealing the hell out of that line of thinking. When they find someone funnier to put on KFC Radio? Well, kudos to me. When my girlfriend leaves me for someone better looking? Thatta boy, John, nice work! When my dad starts to mentor someone more successful to me and says, "He's like the son I never had"? Congratulations, I did that. I mean he's not wrong, it is kudos to him, if Jameis Winston was better at quarterback then Tampa Bay never would have even gone after the GOAT and they would've just re-signed Jameis. So it is kudos to him. Remember that, Tampa. You owe Jameis for Tom Brady.