Middle School Teacher In Hot Water For Passing Out 50 Shades Of Grey Word Search To Her 8th Graders

WTAE – “Fifty Shades Of Grey” fever has swept the nation, leaving a path of destruction in its wake, from lawsuits over faulty “Fifty Shades” lube to a spike in sex toy injuries. It was only a matter of time before the scourge would corrupt the children. A middle school teacher on Monday allegedly handed out a “Fifty Shades”-themed word search to eighth grade students, and parents are nonplussed.

The word game was passed out to at least five children at Monessen Middle School outside of Pittsburgh, before the error was realized. Upon receiving the sheet, kids were faced with words like “bondage,” “submissive” and “spanking,” alongside a bunch we can’t print.

The school board wouldn’t reveal who put the smutty search into students’ hands, but said an investigation is underway. A parent of one child told WTAE that his son said a teacher passed it out. A school board member seemed to confirm that, telling the affiliate, “It was a huge but unintentional error and collected from the five students involved as soon as it was realized. Unfortunately one copy was taken by a student who then posted it on social media.”

Wait 8th grade?  That’s what the uproar is about?  8th graders?  Guarantee you like 45% of the 8th graders in the school have done at least half the shit on this word search already.  Thought we were gonna be dealing with like 10 or 11 year olds here, in which case yeah, I could see how parents might be a little upset about assignments dealing with spanking and bondage.  But 8th graders?  Not sure how out of touch you are with kids these days, but they’re a lot more advanced than we were back in the day.  While we were trying to get our first hand jobs or see what a boob really felt like after imagining it for so long from buffering Kazaa streams, these guys are basically reenacting their favorite Pornhub scenes.   God damn internet came along and sped everything up.  Seriously these kids are about to head to high school.  If they don’t learn about obedient paddling and intimidating intercourse now how the fuck are they ever going to get a prom date?

PS – This Australian news anchor smashing 50 Shades of Grey to bits while her crew serves as her hype-men is funny shit.

The soundtrack is awesome though, definitely agree with that.