Nobody In the History Of Earth Has Ever Been More Out of Place Wearing A Skull Ski Mask Than Tiger Woods

Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods Y’all!   Seriously has there ever been a softer man in the history of the universe to wear a skulls mask than Tiger Woods?   Just playing up the X games tattoo hippy role like you read about.  By the way where is your tooth dude?  Let me guess.  You’re getting a gold tooth to replace it.  Maybe a grille. Going all golfer gangsta on our asses.  Get this guy out of my face.

Sidenote – If I had to pick the worst dressed human on the planet I think I’d start with Tiger Woods #1.  Sales Guy #2