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An Unexpected Bonus To Quarantine Is That Everyone Is Going To Come Out Of This With Some Unreal Flow

I understand it's pretty tough to stay positive through this whole ordeal. You're bored and running out of things to keep your mind off the fact that we still have no idea just how long this is going to last for. You miss your pals, you miss your favorite bars/restaurants, and you miss getting absolutely fucking annihilated in a parking lot at 7am on a Sunday morning for a 1pm NFL kickoff. Or going to any sporting event for that matter. 

But if we're going to get through this, we're going to have to find ways to remain positive somehow. We're going to need to find the silver linings here. And one of those nice little added bonuses to life in quarantine is the idea that as long as you keep the scissors away at home, everybody is going to be coming out of this thing with some luscious, luscious flow. This is going to be the flowiest that our society has been since we had everyone walking around in some powdered wigs back in the 18th century. 

I know that everyone is excited to get back to "normal" life again and back to where we were pre-quarantine. But if there's one thing from this current situation we're living in that we can take with us in life post-quarantine, I hope everyone continues to let that lettuce rage. No offense to people who run barber shops and everything. I still want all of you guys to stay in business. But I just don't want this to be all for nothing. I don't want the stay-at-home orders to be lifted and everybody immediately goes back to work with a clean cut. 

What we're realizing now is that life is simply too short to waste it with short hair. The flow must go on.