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Pussy Wins Again: Man Facing $50,000 Fine For Sneaking Out Of His House To Get Some Puss During Quarantine

NY Post - An Australian man blew off his coronavirus self-quarantine to visit his girlfriend — and even used public transportation to get there — and could now be fined up to $50,000, according a report.

The 35-year-old man, whose name was not released, was busted Sunday, West Australian Police announced on Facebook.

The man arrived in West Australia from Victoria on March 28 and was required to self-quarantine for 14 days at a Perth hotel under the state’s Emergency Management Act, police said.

But instead, he snuck out of his Travelodge hotel both Friday and Saturday night because he “wanted to see his girlfriend” and had no one to bring him food, 7 News reported.

“Custody is far worse than staying in a hotel,” WA Premier Mark McGowan said at a Monday press conference, according to news.com.au. “He has already suffered a consequence. He can now suffer a penalty of up to $50,000 and further incarceration.”

“He has done the wrong thing, he has been caught,” McGowan added. “I expect the law will deal with him fairly harshly.”

Put another one on the scoreboard, as pussy just hit another home run to remain undefeated. Let the record show that since year 1, it has taken no loses. Absolutely incredible run that pussy is on, breaking every world record in its path. 

I mean look that this game pussy just played. This dude was ordered to stay inside for 2 weeks, just 2 weeks, under the Emergency Management Act, and he couldn't do it. He got one "u up?" text and darted over to see his girlfriend in a nano-second. Did not even hesitate. Not just that though, he did it back to back nights. Pussy through a perfect game two nights in a row. Unbelievable.

And now what? Our guy is facing a $50,000 fine because he wanted to get his hump on a few times. Greater men have fallen victim to the big P. I mean Tiger was banging a super model and he needed to get peed on by a Perkins waitress just to feel something. 

So congrats to pussy. We tip our caps. You win again.