Reader Email - This Text Exchange Made Me Spit Out My Coffee And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any

Reader Email

This is a real conversation from last weekend between my buddy and some slam-pig he’s been talking to. I always thought conversations like this were fake.. guess not.

This conversation literally made me spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any.   Just the worst when you crisscross texts like this.  You’re talking about how you want to gag a chick with your dick and she’s talking about how her best friend just died in a car crash.  No comeback from that.  I was half expecting a “so ummm…do you still want to fuck?” at the end of this.   Life just doing the damn thing.