As Bob Dylan once said, "the times they are a changin'". This is my life now, blogging on a Saturday morning.
This weekend last year I spent all day Friday on a yacht, pirating beers from British college kids.
The following morning I woke up at 5:30AM to meet PFT in front of Hong Kong 7s, where we would spend the next 48 hours engaging in activities that probably wouldn't get approval from PENN compliance these days.
I had previously released a deleted scenes video on youtube
AND ANOTHER deleted scenes video on Barstool GOLD. Well now that Barstool GOLD is free, it's all yours.
Don't cry because it's over (or because molly depleted all of your serotonin (or because we're in the midst of a pandemic)), smile because it happened.
P.S. Remember the kid who threw our microphone? That I was then forced to "drop the hammer on"?
Well I ended up doxing his snapchat shortly after releasing the video. He reached out to apologize to me but by the time I could tell him "apology accepted" he had already blocked me because tons of stoolies had sent him dick pics. If he was triggered by me dressing up as Freddie Mercury I can't imagine how he felt getting a zillion DMs worth of cocks. Hong Kong 7s has been postponed till October, and I fully intend on being there, so hopefully we can squash the beef then.