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Miltons Pimp My Look Winner

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

 

 

 

This Month’s Winner

 

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Reader Email

Dear Feiteltits, 

 
The no class bum pictured in these photos is my teammate and our starting shortstop Kyle Decker. The kid plays a position that is most frequently occupied by the swaggiest and suavest athletes on the baseball diamond and yet he still finds a way to consistently dress like a hobo (I won’t even get into the bowl cut). The kid wears like 3 different college baseball team shirts, none of which represent schools he goes to. Being an athlete is not enough to get you laid at our small D3 school, so having a member of your crew rolling around in a sweatsuit 24/7 actively works as a pussy repellent. 
 
Please take pity on us and save this no class bum from his bum taste.
 
Sincerely,
 
Danny