'I'm Thriving': Checking in with Barstool talent while on quarantine

I have come a long way in a short time. Through constant snitching and brown-nosing, I have become one of the most trusted lieutenants in the Barstool world. I'm basically second in command. And because of that, CEO Erika Nardini personally tabbed me for bed checks in Miami and now, during a worldwide pandemic, she asked me to reach out to Barstool personalities to make sure everyone is handling this quarantine the right way.

It seems like there is a disparity among Barstool people as some (Donnie, Rone) are thriving while others (me) are not.

Here's part 1.