Look, I liked Larry David's coronavirus PSA. I thought it was funny and informative and got the point across. But this? This is exactly what America needs to hear right now. Stay the fuck at home. That's it. Use your dome and stay the fuck at home otherwise Samuel L. Jackson and everyone else in your life is going to hate your guts.
Normally I'd say that facts are important in a PSA, but this one works without them. Why? Because this isn't a PSA at all. It's a threat. If you don't stay at home, he's going to kick yo motha fuckin' ass all over the motha fuckin' street. Balieve dat (Martin Lawrence Blue Streak voice). Stay safe, people.