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class="union__content"><p><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.17-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223468" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.17 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.17-AM.jpg" width="629" height="357" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.25-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223469" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.25 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.25-AM.jpg" width="611" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.32-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223470" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.32 AM" 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knows exactly when to announce his rehab stint.  Burying it the morning after the Super Bowl…Savvy, savvvyyyy move.</p><p> </p><p>Whatever, everybody goes to rehab.  It’s like a rite of passage to the fame and the fortune.  You don’t choose the party life, the party life chooses you.</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.41-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223475" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.41 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.41-AM.jpg" width="370" height="472" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.46-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223476" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.46 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.46-AM.jpg" width="610" height="389" 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<p><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.17-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223468" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.17 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.17-AM.jpg" width="629" height="357" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.25-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223469" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.25 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.25-AM.jpg" width="611" height="360" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.32-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223470" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.32 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.32-AM.jpg" width="622" height="364" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.39-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223471" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.39 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.39-AM.jpg" width="627" height="382" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.44-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223472" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.31.44 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.31.44-AM.jpg" width="634" height="298" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Jesus what can’t Johnny do?  Even knows exactly when to announce his rehab stint.  Burying it the morning after the Super Bowl…Savvy, savvvyyyy move.</p><p> </p><p>Whatever, everybody goes to rehab.  It’s like a rite of passage to the fame and the fortune.  You don’t choose the party life, the party life chooses you.</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.41-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223475" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.41 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.41-AM.jpg" width="370" height="472" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.46-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223476" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.46 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.46-AM.jpg" width="610" height="389" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.50-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223477" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.50 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.50-AM.jpg" width="323" height="347" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p><a href="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.55-AM.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-223478" alt="Screen Shot 2015-02-02 at 10.33.55 AM" src="http://barstoolu.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-02-at-10.33.55-AM.jpg" width="339" height="437" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p>

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