If you haven't been living under an absolute rock, you know more about coronavirus than the Governor of Georgia. Pretty cool. Just a dude who should probably know just the basics of a pandemic-causing virus, but alas, he goofed. People have been dragging him about for the better part of a day so I won't do that. That's not my job.
My job is to point your beautiful eyes to the gentlefellow behind the governor's shoulder. Hammer don't hurt em. Honest to god, that's what I wanna look like when I get old. Just a beautiful silver beard shining in the sun whilst I am wearing all black which would also show that my beard dandruff is gone. That'd be sick. I could finely groom my beard into the perfect shape and help people without ears. If that's what I do in duel retirement (Barstool and the Marine Corps), my life of helping people would be complete. I wonder when I would find the time to learn a new language. Oh well. Im glad I did. It feels good to help.
Anyway, another passion of mine is teaching. Here's a couple gifs you can learn to communicate with me without words.