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It's Bullshit That Airline Companies Are Still Sending E-mails About Flights To Canceled Trips When You're In Quarantine

I understand that we're in a pandemic and there are way more important things. Trust me, I really do. But that said, I got a fucking bone to pick with airline companies. I'm supposed to be in Atlanta right now for the Final Four. Not only that I'm supposed to be going directly from Atlanta to Charleston (my favorite city in America) to work from there for a few days before attending the Masters for the first time in my life. PRETTY GOOD FUCKING WEEK IF YOU ASK ME. 

I don't even ask for much in life. I ask for some silence during games at home at times. I ask for things to be on time if I'm in a rush and I ask that we don't get flight updates for a flight that's been fucking canceled due to the coronavirus. Am I being selfish here? Absolutely. But you know what, it's okay to be selfish at times. Now don't be a dickhead and go in public during this pandemic and shit like that, but it's okay to be selfish when you have one of your favorite weeks ever lined up. 

Oh not to mention I was supposed to be getting away from this: 

Don't get me wrong, I love my kid. Good kid. Sleeps through the night, hangs out in his bouncer when he's now crawling around and tends to stare at the TV. My kinda guy. But any parent knows if you can get away and have your own hotel room for a few days that's a goddamn win. That's the win of the year. Toss in the fact that I'd be going to open bars and watching the goddamn Final Four before the Masters? Yeah, this is bullshit. And I wasn't lying. The kid shit in his diaper (where he's supposed to) as I was playing with him and he was crawling all over me. I don't need that in my life the day I'm supposed to be getting away. 

Feel like once you cancel your flight, you shouldn't receive any updates. I don't want to see this. I don't want to know where I'm supposed to be right now. I just want to keep wearing this old hoodie and sit in my recliner as I pretend that this is going to end sometime soon.

Now everyone stay the fuck home so we can flatten the curve and get through this. Not just for this trip but so we can have sports on our TV again. I miss sports.