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I'm About To Unzip My Pants and Piss On Baseballs

This is it, this is the day I turn my entire season around. No, the games against Smitty don't and haven't counted in a while as we're only playing 3 game sets against each other and Smitty and I wrapped our series up last week, but that doesn't mean we don't want to shove baseballs down each other'

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