I don't really know who Ina Garten is. I recognize her name and know she does food stuff but it's kinda like Herbert Hoover, yeah I've heard of him and know he was a president but aside from that? I'm lost. In fact I even looked at her Twitter bio because I fuckin research my blogs and she's the Barefoot Contessa. Again, a string of letters I recognize but don't know what it means, might as well be a comptroller.
Anyway I'd like to put in my application to be Ina's husband, lover, or grandson. Whatever slot is open. All three if necessary. The two important things to have in quarantine are alcohol and someone with a positive attitude, my girl the Barefoot Contessa has both in spades.