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Marcus Smart's Blood Plasma Is Going To Cure The Planet

Uh oh corona, looks like your days are numbered. The second Smart announced he was fully recovered you knew it was only a matter of time before he formed a plan to eliminate this virus from the face of the earth. I knew days ago where this was headed when I wrote the blog

Coronavirus made a terrible decision once it decided to find it's way into Marcus Smart's system. I don't know what it thought it was going to accomplish but everyone knows you don't infect Marcus Smart. He infects you. If there is one human on this earth that is capable of taking down this deadly virus, it's Marcus Smart. I'm pretty sure his blood might even be the cure for this whole thing. You don't know.

and now look, Marcus Smart's plasma is going to save us all. How, I'm not so sure. Can't really speak to what scientists do with that plasma or how it would help. I do know that a few of my friends back in college sold their plasma for a few hundred bucks a pop. That's about where my plasma knowledge ends. But I do know this, if I could choose one person who has recovered from coronavirus to take plasma from in order to fight this thing, I want Marcus Smart's plasma. That's elite plasma. Way stronger than my little bitch boy plasma seeing as how I'm merely a blogger. I dunno about you but I feel a lot better about the NBA one day coming back knowing we now have Smart's blood plasma at our disposal. That's a wild card that there's no way corona was prepared for. 

Like I said the other day, you unleash this dude and that virus is going to be in a world of pain. Like a center trying to back Marcus up on the block, there's no way it ends well for them