Marty Mush and I Are Playing In A Celebrity Beer Pong Tournament (Virtual on IG Live) To Help With COVID Relief Efforts

Dana B3/31/2020 10:36 PM

CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT A BRACKET FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $1000

Mike Stud (he just goes by Mike now but I can't not say Mike Stud) hit me up at the beginning of this quarantine and said he had a cool idea. HUGE shoutout to Mike. Guy is a certified weapon and has been intertwined with Barstool for a long time. I knew his idea had to be something to do with drinking since I'm the drinking guy, and the idea is really fucking awesome.

Barstool is teaming up with Mike to host a virtual celebrity beer pong tournament (key word: virtual). "How the shit does that work Dana???". You know what my favorite questions are? Stupid questions. Marty Mush and I will be together from his basement in Ronkonkoma with his hefty brother filming us on Instagram live on the Barstool main IG. Our opponent Morgan Wallen (my mullet is better bud) will be filming and playing in his own remote location. Everything will be safe and according to social distancing expectations. Here's the bracket below:

We're not important enough to get our names on the poster. And honestly I'm fine with that. Look at those names, it's an absolute joke that we're being mentioned in the same breath in any sense of the word. But we're common men. And common men like to drink and play drinking games, so consider that when you fill out your brackets.

Everybody knows I love myself some philanthropy. Well guess what...this is all going towards an unreal cause. The participants will be pooling together money and all proceeds along with masks, healthcare supplies, waters, etc. will go towards COVID relief efforts. Marty and I are even gonna throw in some guap even though we're poor as hell.

It'll be just like a normal game of beer pong that you and all your best pals would play while getting textbook mangled. I know everybody is a hardo and has their own beer pong rules, but Mike and his team laid out the rules for everyone.

Pretty standard stuff. Kind of pissed I can't do a virtual Death Cup, because I was nasty at that back in college like 18 years ago. To follow all of this madness, you can go follow Ballina Cup's twitter and their Instagram.

Can't wait to get this started. Remember to always believe in the common men.