Could it Be Jeff Lowe's Rocket of a Nanny is NOT Actually Jeff Lowe's Nanny?

By now if you have not seen "Tiger King" Jeff Lowe, his wife and child and their impossibly attractive nanny, either here:

Or on this low tech David Spade interview:

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… then may your god take pity on your isolated, culturally irrelevant, out of touch soul. Because what else have you been doing with all the time in the world? 

Well it seems like we might have an answer to the question that has been on the minds of connected, relevant people everywhere. A baffling mystery that has confounded the experts and amateur sleuths alike might have just been solved by the source herself. "What the hell is a smokeshow like her doing with babysitting for these podunk, brokeass, backwoods rednecks?" The secret to the riddle may lie in the very heart of all reality TV.

It's not real.

 Source - Jeff Lowe’s nanny Masha Diduk is saying she was paid to travel to the Wynnewood Zoo, made famous by Joe Exotic, and pretend to be the Lowe family nanny? …

"I’m not the nanny I live in Vegas lol. I got paid to go there today to pretend I was the “hot nanny” because so many of their fans were asking them about it after the shows that’s all,” Masha Diduk (allegedly) said on Instagram DMs.

Now to be completely fair to Jeff Lowe and his family, the source of this is allegedly a Tweet that has since be deleted. So I can't completely corroborate that Masha Diduk did in fact admit she was paid to pretend to be their nanny. But I ask you, what does your heart tell you? That this woman:

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… would give up a life of living in Vegas and jetting off to get her picture taken in Tulum, Quintana Roo for a photo shoot and influencing her 215,000 followers on what kind of eyeliner to buy because her true calling is … what? To move to Shitheel, OK in a seedy, underfunded and tremendously depressing zoo? To Change poopy diapers for the child of a guy who wears leather biker jackets to do landscaping work? To be surrounded all day by morbidly obese tourists zipping around on Handifat in their leopard print stretch pants and fanny packs horking down $15 funnel cakes while they watch the Lemur Show? To live and work in a place where the predators you're least worried about are the giant carnivorous jungle cats? And that his wife was A-OK with this?

Or, that Jeff Lowe was lying about her to make himself look cool in a documentary? 

I'm going to try not to let this destroy my faith in Reality TV OR the kind of guys who wear bandanas and black leather "Ferrari" snapback hats to coworkers' funerals. But my money is on what the reports are saying. That Masha Diduk didn't give up a life getting paid to model swimwear and lingerie in Las Vegas to live in southern Oklahoma nannying at a sad tiger zoo. And that we were lied to. It simply makes more sense in an Occam's Razor kind of way. 

P.S. Based on everything I've ever heard about the man, there is a 99% chance David Spade will bang her within minutes of the quarantine being lifted. He's the greatest overachiever in Hollywood swordsman history.