90. The Ultimate Surfer Bro Describes His Perfect Wave

Hey Surfer Bro dude. Dave Portnoy called. He wants his brain back. Seriously this is exactly what I dream about every single night before I got to bed. Just shredding a monster wave, scooping up a bogie board chick mid swell, and then banging her in the tunnel. If you’ve never pitted you wouldn’t understand.

PS – I need Anastasia bad.