MTV Spring Break. The year 2000. Both things that I'm not sure a lot of the readers of this shit are too familiar with. I feel old just typing words about it. It's hard to explain what MTV Spring Break was, because there is a 0.0% chance it could exist today. Take your stereotypical college spring break and multiply it by softcore porn with no rules and Limp Bizkit. That was MTV Spring Break. Not sure how they got away with what they got away with but times were simpler back then. Watching MTV Spring Break turned a boy into a man. Gosh bless it.