Bidding For a Lunch With Warren Buffett Currently Stands at $350,300
Good lordy that’s an expensive lunch. They better be serving the finest milksteaks and jelly beans (raw) this side of the Mississippi. I suppose if you’re already really, really, really rich, a 6 figure lunch with Warren Buffett could actually be a pretty good investment. All insider trading bullshit aside, picking this dude’s brain and maybe getting him to write you into his will could be worth a couple million to eat some appetizers with. The thing about the lunch is I need to know where we are going before I shell out my millions. I love food, but sometimes food is just too fancy. I’ve eaten at a couple of those fancy pants restaurants where they give you a 3 ounce piece of meat and a leaf, and I’d rather have gone to TGIFridays and gotten the bacon infused refried beans nachos.
To be fair though, I’m now thinking about the type of food Buffett eats, and it’s 110% stuff we don’t even know exists. Like some Men in Black type shit, but instead of aliens, it’s food. Stuff us common folk don’t have the brain power to understand, as if it’s some sort of 4th dimension.