Guy Threw a Paper Airplane From The Upperdeck of a Soccer Game and Almost Poked a Player's Eye Out

How the fuck did he do that?! Has to be fake right? Two reasons why it has to be fake: 1) Because nobody has ever folded a paper airplane and gotten it to fly across a room, nevermind down to a soccer field…sorry, the pitch, and have it almost decapitate a player. It’s impossible to get those bitches to do anything but nosedive directly into the ground. And 2) because the soccer player didn’t immediately fall to the ground in heaps of pain. If it was real, he’d be looking like Peter from family guy, rocking back and forth in the middle of the field.
 

PS: Love how the whole stadium erupted like they just won the World Series of Soccer (that’s what they were playing for, don’t question it).