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Wake Up With One Girl, Two Bananas

Quarantine Day number whatever. I haven't been this horny since junior year of high school. I would watch this woman slice cantaloupe and that would do it for me. Even though cantaloupe sucks as a fruit (along with most melon). 

But pound for pound nothing is more overrated to me than grapefruit. Is it bitter? Is it sweet? Do you have a serrated spoon? There's so many unanswered questions for me and grapefruit that puts it dead last on my list. #1 is watermelon obviously. #2 is banana followed by pineapple, oranges and strawberries in that order. There's my power 5.