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WE HAD A DOUBLE SHOWCASE WINNER ON PRICE IS RIGHT! I REPEAT, WE HAD A DOUBLE SHOWCASE WINNER ON PRICE IS RIGHT!!!

I know Barstool has become the unofficial home of the Drew Cary's Price Is Right Is Fixed conspiracy theory and this episode airing as the nation is in a full-blown crisis seems a little too good to be true. But fuck it, I need to believe in something right now and that something is that Brittany has a very particular set of skills. Skills she has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like Drew (and CBS's prize insurance team). Skills that allow her to guess the suggested retail price of a group of items within $10. Skills that Brittany doesn't even knows she had because she briefly turned into Winona Ryder after finding out she almost sniped her Showcase exact.

Now while I hate to become a negative nancy during such a joyous moment, I have to call Price Is Right out for their awful Double Showcase Winner alarm considering the show has a Hall of Fame theme song

A Hall of Fame fuck up song

And just a Hall of Fame song song

I could listen to this for all 10 hours and I'm not even close to a yodeling fan

When someone does the unthinkable and comes within $250, you gotta bring at the very least a decent sound effect if not the most beautiful song the world has ever heard. I'm sure we will have multiple contestants hit their Showcases exact in the coming weeks. My personal vote would be to blast "Sandstorm" as the contestant and all the models raved their asses off.

Obligatory Loud Sean on Price Is Right video:

h/t Jeff for letting me know about this since the 2nd half of Price Is Right wasn't on in New York because our governor was breaking down the horror movie we are living. I'm not sure what the other Showcase prize was and lets be honest, it's not hard to be better than a Honda Fit and a trip to fucking Seattle. But what a goddamn moment