Shocking New Research Shows Chicks With Bigger Tits Are More Likely To Spend Money On Luxury Goods
SOURCE – It’s not the size of your purse that reveals your shopping habits, but the size of your bra, according to new research. Ladies with a cup size of B or smaller tend to save their pennies, while more endowed women are more likely to splurge on luxury items, claims e-commerce group Alibaba. The Chinese group compared underwear sales on their site to the total amount spent and placed customers into five categories: low, slightly low, middle, slightly high, and high. The data revealed only seven per cent of B-sized women buy in either of the ‘high spending’ categories. Around 17 per cent of C-sized are high spenders, D-sized women are at 24 per cent, and E-sized women are at 33 per cent.` Overall, Alibaba found 65 per cent of women with a B-size cup fell into the ‘low’ spend category, while those of a size C or higher can be found mostly into the ‘middle’ or higher group.
Well, this is less than surprising. It’s a pretty simple formula: busty broads are more attractive; if you’re more attractive, you make more money or fuck someone who makes more money; if you have more money/are fucking someone who makes more money, you spend more money. Of course chicks parading around in their D-cups are more likely to be the ones spending their/their boyfriend’s/their husband’s/their sugar daddy’s cash on expensive shoes or clothes or horses or whatever nonsense that tickles their fancy that they don’t really need while the itty-bitty titty committee is penny pinching and crying into those very same tissues they had to use to stuff their bra in 8th grade. That’s just the way of the world.
Normally this would be one of those studies that I’d say was a huge waste of time and money because anyone with a brain could’ve told you the results. The thing is, though, this study was done by Alibaba; not only are they a gigantic, smart, extremely wealthy organization, but their founder and executive chairman, Jack Ma, looks like this:
If that’s not a sexually repressed, married, freaky asian dude who just wants an excuse to talk about, look at, and grab big titties all day then I don’t know what is. I imagine him spending 16 hours a day calling a steady stream of big-breasted whores into his public bus themed office one-by-one, groping their tits over the clothes, cumming in his pants and calling for next in line. It’s called data analysis, idiots. The guy started the company that just completed the largest global IPO ever; obviously he knows what he’s doing.