Cam Newton Says He Was Hacked Because He Had The Easiest Password Ever And I Believe Him

Yesterday

Then came the “hacked” excuse

And today, the explanation

For the first time in history I believe an “I was hacked” tale. Totally believe it. Because guess what? Tough passwords fucking suck. Everything these days needs capital letters, numbers, 10 characters, an exclamation point here and a tilde over an n. It’s impossible to remember that shit. The first day the DevNest came into the office they fell out of their chairs when I told them my password and asked if I care about security at all. Guess what, nerds? I kind of care about security, I care more about logging into my Twitter with ease. So I stand with Cam Newton. Fuck all these new fancy security features. Give me something that’s easy to remember and simple to type, if you crack the code then go ahead and chirp Richard Sherman. You earned it, Professor Landon.