I'll Give A Billion Dollars To Whoever Can Tell Me What's Going On In This Ray Bourque And Vince Wilfork Video

Perhaps the strangest video I’ve ever seen. It’s like one of Dan’s “It’s Saturday let’s get weird” things only with Hall of Fame athletes. I mean my only guess is that it’s for a jumbotron pump up video? But they’re practically whispering. That video is pretty much how I dirty talk. The light is hitting my face in a scary manner, my only phrase is “you don’t want this, uh uh, you can’t handle this” and it sounds exactly as weird and creepy as they sound there. If that’s the kind of pump-up vid they were going for, the kind that sounds like, and is probably as effective as, a smut blogger’s dirty talk then they really knocked it out of the park.

UPDATE: We’ve decided it’s for a Bruins game at Gillette.

ht @BrettBern