Introducing The Tomato Farmer Who Will Finger Blast Your Brains Out

(starts at 4:55)

Fellas, you gotta admit that you're a little bit hot under the collar after watch this stoolie go to town on these tomato plants. Talk about flicking the ole bean. My goodness. I woke up to a tip about this video and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it yet.  I've tried to move past it. I ate yogurt. I drank coffee. I took a bath. Still, this video was fresh in my head. At a time when fresh food and fresh moves are at a premium, consider this shit the Barstool Gold of finger blasting. Watch and learn, fellas OR LADIES, this is how it's done. 

In closing, pollinate me, daddy.