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A Video Of Jamal Murray Getting A Quarantine Blowjob Was Posted On Instagram At 3am, Instantly Claims He Was Hacked As Everyone Roasted Him

While you were sleeping, Jamal Murray was hacked. Now, I believe him because a Kentucky man wouldn't just post a video of his smoke girlfriend (also from Kentucky) blowing him during a quarantine. We have a little class here. We don't just flaunt blowjobs in the face of the world during a pandemic. No sir, we do not. That said, Jamal Murray got a blowjob at 3am or at least there was a video posted on Jamal Murray's IG at 3am of him getting a blowjob. 

The video is down, but it's out there. I mean, shit, there's a reason he's the No. 1 trend on Twitter right now. 

Gotta be weird knowing your dick is the No. 1 trend on a massive social media site. I wish he just owned it. Why? Because everyone started roasting him on Twitter for having weird pubes that may or may not look like Kevin Durant's head and posting a video of him getting some head. 

This is where I'd post some pictures of Murray's girlfriend, but her Instagram is deleted so I can't. Just know she is hot. Here's the thing though - are we going to pretend like Jamal Murray and millions of others don't get quarantine blowjobs? I watched The Long Shot last night (slightly different night than Murray) and they had the line about how everyone masturbates. We need to stop shaming blowjobs. We need to encourage them. 

This tweet from 2 days ago is even more hilarious looking back on it: