This Is Just An Ordinary Shovel, Right? WRONG! Hold On To Your Dicks or Tits

Thumbing through the ole discover page and came across this bad boy. At first glance I thought, “the fuck is a regular-ass shovel doing in my finally curated discover page? No one cares about shovels.”

And then boom.

MOTHER FUCKING SEEDS! WE GOT SOME MOTHER FUCKING SEEDS, BITCH. ITS A HANDLE FULL OF SEEDS. WHAT KINDA SEEDS? WE DONT KNOW, BUT GROW BITCH GROW.

Seeds. Fuckin-a, man. Fuckin a.

Ps. I don’t know how practical this invention is or the industry where you’d need this. Seems like a stupid idea. Just get a better, more solid shovel and then a fanny back or drop pouch for seeds. That’s what we’d do on my farm if I had a farm or gardening skills.