Wife of Big Time Investment Banker Says He Used To Close Deals By Making Her Bang Clients

NYPost - Christina Kelly says her investment-banker husband made her go the extra mile to help him land a client — pushing her into a partner-swap with the business honcho and his wild girlfriend. The mom of two revealed details of the kinky alleged hookup — and every drug binge, extramarital pool fling and sex encounter in between — in salacious Manhattan court papers targeting her husband, Jefferies & Co. wunderkind Sage Kelly. Christina Kelly alleges in nearly every page that her $7-million-a-year hubby is nothing but a coke- and Ecstasy-loving, booze-swilling, abusive spouse and dad who lives for seamy sex romps. Christina, 39, said her husband, 42, was trying to woo Aegerion Pharmaceuticals honcho Marc Beer the night she wound up having sex with Beer — and “sexual contact’’ with his prancing, big-breasted girlfriend, according to the papers. The former Ralph Lauren event planner said the sex jaunt occurred in a hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston in 2012 after a booze- and cocaine-fueled evening.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. If you don’t do coke your life probably sucks. Like not doing coke is legit one of the biggest regrets of my life. I’ve never done it and now I’m too old for it. I mean people don’t start playing ball at my age, they retire. But it’s just a fact coke puts you in the best position for wild sex. Every story you hear like this involves coke. Raquel doing coke off her buddies ass. Crazy Wall street gangbangs. Coke, coke and more coke. I mean I spent the last four days in Napa drinking wine with my wife. I loved it. Tons of fun, but we were in bed by 10pm every night. No wild orgies. No wife swapping. Wine and missionary sex. Couldn’t be more boring. Mix in coke and god knows what would have happened. Probably banging some rando chick in a vat of grape juice. That’s just how it goes. Need coke. Got to have coke.