Portland Strip Club Start "Boober Eats" Food Delivery Service Featuring Dancers Bringing Food Directly To Your Door

Earlier in the week, I blogged about NYC's strip club Sapphire being the cleanest place in NYC thanks to Purell Bottle Service:

Now during the tough times of quarantine, another strip club across the country is getting creative in their response to Coronavirus:

SOURCE-Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic.

Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—wait for it—"Boober Eats."

"I originally did it at first as a joke," says club owner Shon Boulden, "and it got 150 shares on Facebook—like nothing we've ever had before. So I was like, 'Well shit, why don't we just try to do this?'"

Capitalism is a hell of a drug. Talk about finding a creative way to make sure these dancers keep getting paid. 

The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers.

"They'll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we'll move along," Boulden says. "We'll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well."

Oh they have Lysol? Good. And they are going to keep their distance while dancing for a second? Thank god. SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!

That is just a great strip club sign. That's what I want my strip club sign to look like. A little bit dirty and not kept in great shape, so I know what I'm getting myself into.