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Here it is, THE MASTER STREAMING GUIDE for all of you who, like me, are stuck inside for the foreseeable future. If you want to avoid work, your kids, or otherwise take your mind off everything that's going on, this is the blog for you. 

1. There Will Be Blood

2. Goodfellas

3. Blade Runner

4. The Shawshank Redemption 

5. Good Time

6. The Master

7. Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark

8. Kill Bill Volume 1 & Volume 2

9. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

10. Zodiac 

1. Space Jam

2. The Incredibles 2

3. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

4. Bolt

5. Farmageddon

6. Kung Fu Panda 2

7. The Croods 

8. Stuart Little

9. Spy Kids 

10. Good Burger

1. Kill Bill Volume 1 & Kill Bill Volume 2

2. Indiana Jones 1, Indiana Jones 2, Indiana Jones 3

3. Ip Man 1, Ip Man 2, Ip Man 3

4. Outbreak

5. Bad Boys I & Bad Boys II

6. Olympus Has Fallen

7. Patriot Games

8. Polar

9. Sin City

10. The Dirty Dozen

1. I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson

- If you are online at all, it is very likely you've heard of this show already. For me, it hits at, like, a 50% clip. The good half is some of the funniest, most quotable shit ever. The bad half is very bad and skippable. 

2. The Witcher

- I'm a big fan of The Witcher 3 and an even bigger fan of Henry Cavill. This series does a good job at combining both of those things, despite being based off the books and not the video game. The weird timeline and narrative was a bit over my head, but its very funny and has plenty of well-produced action. 

3. Dark

- Dark is a top 3 show Netflix has ever made, which is no small praise. Imagine if Stranger Things was made for adults and was weird and scary as shit. That's Dark. I'd highly recommend listening in the native German and using subtitles instead of listening to the dub version. It just helps set the scene better. 

4. Sherlock 

- Sherlock is insanely popular, but a surprising amount of people haven't watched it. It's a perfectly casted, perfectly acted mystery show that manages to update something as old as Sherlock Holmes to be digestible for idiots like us with small attention spans.

5. The Good Place

- This show is the ultimate comfort food. Aesthetically pleasing, very funny and you never need to pay too much attention to be able to follow along.

1. The Other Guys

2. Step Brothers

3. Semi-Pro

4. Hot Rod

5. The Interview 

6. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil 

7. Monty Python & The Holy Grail

8. Monty Python's Life Of Brian

9. Kingpin 

10. The Naked Gun 

1. Train to Busan

2. Candyman

3. The VVITCH 

4. The Evil Dead

5. The Invitation 

6. Legion 

7. Event Horizon 

8. The Ring

9. It Comes at Night

10. Paranormal Activity

1. Icarus

2. The Dawn Wall

3. Beyond the Matt

4. American Factory

5. The White Helmets

6. Jiro Dreams of Sushi 

7. The Trials of Gabriel Fernandez

8. The Staircase 

9. Abducted in Plain Sight

10. The Mind of Aaron Hernandez

1. Blade Runner

2. Cloverfield 

3. Ex Machina

4. Snowpiercer 

5. Moon

6. Solo: A Star Wars Story

7. Inception 

8. Equilibrium 

9. Spectral 

10. Lord of the Rings: The two Towers & Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

1. Bodyguard

2. Peaky Blinders 

3. Sherlock

4. Mindhunter 

5. The Sinner

1. Mystic River

2. Hell or High Water

3. End of Watch

4. Good Time

5. Zodiac

1. He's Just Not That Into You

2. Set It Up

3. Always Be My Maybe

4. The Ugly Truth 

5. Sleeping With Other People

6. Hitch 

7. The Bounty Hunter

8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno

9. Failure to Launch 

10. Yes Man

1. Good Will Hunting 

2. The Art of Self Defense 

3. Mission: Impossible - Fallout 

4. Sorry to Bother You

5. Creed II

6. Annihilation 

7. I, Tonya

8. True Grit

9. Blood Diamond 

10. The French Connection

1. Monsters vs Aliens

2. How to Train your Dragon: The Hidden World

3. Chicken Run

4. Free Willy

5. National Lampoon's Vacation

6. Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting (Not a movie but I don't care)

7. Mr. Bean

8. The Pink Panther 2

9. Road to El Dorado

10. Sherlock Gnomes

1. Mission: Impossible - Fallout 

2. The Fugitive 

3. Bumblebee 

4. Assassination Nation

5. Lord of War

6. True Grit 

7. Wolf Warrior 2 (We reviewed this with Donnie a while back. Pretty damn entertaining)

8. Overlord

9. The Way Back (Not the new one. It's about Polish soldiers escaping a Gulag in WW2) 

10. The Kid

1. Futureman

- A big favorite of me and Trillballins, the first season of this show is some of the funniest conceptual shit I've ever seen. I rewatched the whole thing some 3 times in the span of a month. The second season is….eh. but man is that first season more than enough. 

2. Brooklyn 99

- For some reason, I slept on this show for far too long. Much like The Good Place, it's great comfort food with hysterical characters. 

3. Legion 

- Much like Watchmen, this is a show that keeps you guessing what the fuck is going on. That said, it's a great watch. Dan Stevens rules, and it's an Audio/Visual treat. 

4. Atlanta 

- Another show I slept on too long, this show brings you across an entire rainbow of emotions basically every episode. Not many series can make a similar claim. 

5. Killing Eve

- There is a reason this show gets nominated for and wins a billion awards, and it's because it's awesome. If you like espionage thriller-type media, this is your show.

1. The Interview 

2. National Lampoon's Vacation

3. Booksmart 

4. No Strings Attached

5. Hitch

6. Swingers

7. The Art of Self Defense

8. 50/50

9. Fighting With My Family 

10. Action Point

1. A Quiet Place

2. The Descent

3. 28 Days Later

4. Jigsaw

5. Annihilation 

6. Overlord

7. Children of the Corn

8. Texas Chainsaw

9. A Cabin in the Woods

10. Hellbound: Hellraiser II

1. Three Identical Strangers

2. Free Solo

3. Honeyland

3. Apollo 11

4. Blackfish

5. Cold Case Hammarskjöld

6. Batman & Bill

7. The Cave

8. Jiro Dreams of Sushi 

9. Truth and Lies: Paradise Lost

10. Wrinkles the Clown

1. Bumblebee, Transformers 3

2. Annihilation 

3. Fast Color 

4. Akira 

5. Europa Report

6. How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

7. Border 

8. Star Trek: The Motion Picture 

9. Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn 

10. Super 8

1. Sons of Anarchy

2. Justified

3. Killing Eve

4. Fargo

5. Burn Notice

1. The Lincoln Lawyer

2. The Fugitive

3. The French Connection 

4. Detroit

5. Destroyer

1. No Strings Attached

2. Bridget Jones's Diary

3. Hitch

4. When Harry Met Sally

5. Up in the Air 

6. Say Anything

7. Heathers 

8. Juliet Naked

9. Morning Glory

10. Crash Pad

1. John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum 

2. Aliens 

3. Upgrade 

4. Gangs of New York

5. Rush

6. Mr. & Mrs. Smith

7. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

8. Casino Royale 

9. Can you Ever Forgive Me? 

10. Raising Arizona 

1. Agent Cody Banks

2. Teen Titans GO! to the Movies

3. Storks 

4. Babe

5. The Spongebob SquarePants Movie 

6. The Big Green

7. Smallfoot

8.The Land Before Time

9. The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

10. Detective Pikachu

1. Casino Royale

2. Upgrade

3. Cold Pursuit

4. The Town

5. Hobbs & Shaw

6. Fast 5

7. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 

8. John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum 

9. Gamer

10. True Lies

1. Barry

- Probably a top 5 HBO show ever, I have no clue how more people aren't watching this. 'ronny/lily' may be one of the best episodes of television I've ever watched in my entire life. Also, NoHo Hanks may be one of the best tertiary characters EVER. 

2. Boardwalk Empire

- Imagine Sopranos except it's the 20's. That's Boardwalk Empire. Fantastic acting across the board and really interesting/dramatic plotlines.

3. Chernobyl 

- Chernobyl is one of those events that I didn't know much about past the few sentences it would get in history textbooks. This show not only goes into intense detail on the event itself, but also the systematic failures across the board that lead to it happening. It's also simply gorgeous from a production standpoint. 

4. Rome 

- This show is a total treat. Deep plotlines, awesome action, really authentic production value and great acting. It was notoriously cancelled because the production value was so high. $100 million per season. 

5. Watchmen 

- This series was expertly made in that it's great to watch for people who aren't familiar with the comic books, people who watched the 2009 movie but didn't really understand it (me) and fans of the comic books. If you like a TV show where you're kept guessing on what the fuck is happening till the last second of the season, you just found the one.

1. Along Came Polly

2. Rush Hour 2

3. Bedazzled

4. Raising Arizona

5. Big

6. Long Shot

7. Defending Your Life

8. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

9. Due Date

10. Grandma's Boy

1. The Curse of La Llorona 

2. Us

3. Happy Death Day

4. Happy Death Day 2U

5. Hostel 

6. Teeth

7. Ma

8. The Nun

9. Unfriended 

10. Victor Crowley

1. Andre the Giant

2. Won't You Be My Neighbor? 

3. David Bowie, The Last Five Years

4. Cries From Syria

5. They Shall Not Grow Old

6. Diego Maradona 

7. The Inventor: Out For Blood in Silicon Valley

8. The Iceman Tapes: Conversations With a Killer

9. Going Clear: Scientology & The Prison of Belief 

10. Hoop Dreams

1. Alien & Aliens

2. Upgrade

3. Van Helsing 

4. Alita Battle Angel 

5. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

6. Gamer

7. Judge Dredd

8. The Abyss

9. Armageddon 

10. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

1. Boardwalk Empire

2. The Wire

3. True Detective

4. The Sopranos 

5. Oz

1. Against the Wall

2. The Wizard of Lies

3. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

4. The Town

5. Gangs of New York

1. Along Came Polly

2. Long Shot

3. Hall Pass

4. Crazy, Stupid, Love 

5. Bridesmaids 

6. Bedazzled 

7. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

8. Love, Actually

9. Punch Drunk Love

10. Spanglish

1. Honey Boy

2. Inside Llewyn Davis

3. Hereditary

4. Midsommar

5. A Simple Favor

6. The Great Escape 

7. The Last Black Man in San Francisco 

8. Warrior

9. Harry Brown

10. Up in the Air

1. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 

2. Rango

I'll be honest, their movie choices suck so I'm pivoting to TV shows. 

3. Spongebob SquarePants

4. Sesame Street

5. Dora the Explorer

6. Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny 

7. Arthur 

8. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle 

9. Wallace & Gromit 

10. If you Give a Mouse a Cookie

1. Mission: Impossible - Fallout 

2. Ronin

3. The Last Stand

4. Get The Gringo 

5. Bone Tomahawk (This is a little more horror-ish but it's fantastic)

6. Into The Blue 

7. Universal Soldier

8. The Substitute 

9. Fist of Fury

10. Highlander

1. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 

- I only recently started this after the entire world screamed about how good it is for 3 years straight, and boy were they right. Rachel Brosnahan is great and I personally love seeing Tony Shalhoub in anything. 

2. Black Sails

- This show took me by surprise and is still one of the best shows I have ever watched in my life. I'm not even a pirates guy! I feel lukewarm at best towards them! But this show is nearly perfect in every single way. 

3. The Boys

- Another huge surprise, this is one of the best superhero-themed shows I have ever watched. It's endlessly funny and super gritty. God damn if Billy Butcher isn't one of the coolest characters ever. 

4. Vikings 

- Speaking of cool characters, Ragnar Lothbrok is THAT dude. I didn't expect much out of this being a History Channel joint, but it fucking rules. Great action and interesting storylines, what more do you want?

5. Fleabag

- Much like MMM, I slept on this for too long and regret it. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is one of the funniest writers and actresses in the TV game right now.

1. Fighting With My Family

2. Jay & Silent Bob Reboot

3. Clue

4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles

5. Rat Race

6. Logan Lucky

7. The Big Sick

8. Gringo

9. Seven Psychopaths 

10. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Space Mutiny)

1. Midsommar

2. Hereditary 

3. 47 Meters Down: Uncaged 

4. Bone Tomahawk 

5. Pet Sematary

6. A Cabin in the Woods

7. The Fanatic (one of the best worst movies ever)

8. Annihilation

9. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

10. The Child Remains

1. One Child Nation

2. America: The Story of Us

3. American Experience: New York

4. Ted Bundy: Falling For A Killer

5. For Sama

6. Cartel Land

7. The Interpreters 

8. In the Executioners Shadow 

9. The Tillman Story 

10. Hafu

1. Highlander

2. Annihilation 

3. High Life

4. Universal Soldier 

5. Star Trek: The Motion Picture 

6. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

7. Conan the Barbarian (The new one, which is not that good but still entertaining) 

8. Overlord 

9. A.I. Artificial Intelligence

10. Universal Soldier

1. Mr. Robot

2. Sneaky Pete

3. Bosch

4. Hannibal

5. Escape at Dannemora

1. Edge of Darkness

2. Night Hunter

3. The Rainmaker

4. You Were Never Really Here 

5. Trafficked

1. What Men Want

2. No Strings Attached

3. Bridget Jones's Diary 

4. The Big Sick

5. The Skeleton Twins 

6. What If

7. Still Mine

8. Two Night Stand

9. She's Out of my League

10. Little Italy

On a real note, I know this shit can feel super isolating, especially for those of us who are away from their actual home and stuck in cities. It's all gonna get better, and if you want to reach out, don't hesitate. Also, if you're looking for more distractions, we're making a ton of other stuff you can consume as well. The pod is evergreen, but feel free to check out one of our watchalongs on youtube. We'll be doing 3 a week with different barstool personalities and you are more than welcome to join for the ride.